Online learning update:
Today I learned what a acrostic poem is.
Also -- Mom, do I need a shirt to wear for Zoom?
OMG not THAT SHIRT
I'll just wear this old shirt from the floor, not any of these clean shirts in my drawer because I have NO GOOD SHIRTS
Also, Luke REALLY hates me as his teacher
Pest control update:
The district manager came out to check the rat situation.
It's never a good sign when a professional says, WHOA.
I feel like "district manager" and "rats" are not generally things that should go together, period.
Dear rats: you may be thinking, WE JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU, but I assure you, I can.
OMG MOM PARKER KEEPS BOTHERING ME
OMG MOM LUKE HAS BEEN PLAYING FOREVER
OMG MOM, YOU'RE BLOCKING THE TV
OMG NOW I'M DEAD.
THERE IS NOTHING TO READ IN THIS HOUSE
NO NOT THOSE BOOKS
I WOULD NEVER READ THOSE BOOKS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO MORE FORTNITE TILL I READ?
Can I have a sandwich on bread that's, you know, soft?
Like not heated in the thing?
What do you mean all the bread's frozen?
I hate all bread now
Can I have a Sprite for breakfast?
Can I have Ritz bits for lunch?
Can I have spaghettios?
I changed my mind, I hate spaghettios
Can I get a new suit even if we're stuck inside for Easter?
Can it be camoflage?
We made it through another day, tomorrow's Friday ...and remember what Andy says -- we're going to get through this.