The Dallas Morning News had a list of best and worst movies of the past year - and since the only kind of date night we ever go on is to the movies, I had to read it. My question: Lincoln is a best, but Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is a worst? How could anyone watch Mary Todd Lincoln blow a hole right through a vampire chick and NOT be impressed? Seems kinda harsh...
So I decided to compile my own list, shorter of course 'cause them babysitters cost serious cash, but here it is:
Best
Seven Psychopaths
Silver Linings whatever the hell the rest of that title is
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Probably that other Lincoln movie - but frankly, I'm probably not going to see it. Here's my logic: why waste babysitting money on a potentially depressing movie when I can stay home and feel depressed FOR FREE?
Argo
Worst
What to Expect When You're Expecting (and seriously, you gotta work HARD to make me hate a movie about babies and pregnant ladies. I mean, I have kids who once WERE babies and twice I WAS pregnant. So, like, I can totally relate)
Whatever Cars movie my kids are watching right now - OK, so I don't even know when it came out, but is it really necessary for cartoon cars to threaten to kill each other? I got a three-year-old watching, Owen Wilson, let's keep it clean.
Hmmm...I guess that's about it. And I suppose you could say my list is pretty lame since I can only come up with two "worsts" OR you could say I'm easy to please and kind of a sucker for anything that gets me out of the house. Either way, I'm a film fan so really, we all win.
I write ridiculous rants and silly stories, and way too many posts about award shows - because I am a sucker for the red carpet. Enjoy.
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